Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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