I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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