Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
