Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
