awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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