So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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