is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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