super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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