her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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