i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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