arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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