we have officially lost it.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm sobbing to NWA
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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