is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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