we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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