Ambien. No doubt about it.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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