Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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