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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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