Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
