Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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