I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
