I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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