I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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