I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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