I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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