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(757): View more from Virginia

he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.

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(970): View more from Colorado

The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"

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you make me proud to be your friend

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.

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(248): View more from Michigan

They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.

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(212): View more from New York

all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"

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(386): View more from Florida

Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.

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