Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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