Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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