How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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