He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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