so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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