he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm so fucking centered right now
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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