What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
