So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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