she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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