New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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