My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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