Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize