it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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