have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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