I forgot how hot balto sounded
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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