I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
