Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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