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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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