Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
