We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
whose ass print is on the piano?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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