I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
