Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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