Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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