Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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