You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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