Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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