Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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