i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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